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Joke of the Day
"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."
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"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other, ""Something smells a bit fishy!"""
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."
"evryone shutup im trying to paper mache my dog but he keeps trying to reading the newspaper articles"
"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ"
"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."
"Who loves fast food? Jared fogle"
"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket"