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Joke of the Day

"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."

"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"

"Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it! ""A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."""

"All a farmer needs to do to get a girlfriend is... ...attract her."

"A doorbell that whispers ""hide."""

"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."

"I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016"

"Hello, Gotham Child Services. Oh dear. Both dead? My my. Well, does the child have a Butler that can raise him? Cos it's a lot of paperwork."

"What happens when a muppet gives you a blowjob? A handjob"

"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."