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Joke of the Day

"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."

"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."

"Thought of this joke in a dream. What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? ""Bro, do you even shift?"""

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"How does Mike Tyson say hatred? Hate Thread!"

"How to get out of a bad date. 1. Pull fake baby out of your bag. 2. Tell your date to help pick a name. 3. Start taking family photos."

"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."

"Punchline Challenge: ""And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"" What's the setup ?"

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"During a medical school lecture, a doctor explains that, under common circumstances, two bones meet at a right angle A student responds: ""That seems like orthonormal thinking""."