201313
Joke of the Day
"I enjoy jogging in the mountains because nature is beautiful and cardiac arrest excites me."
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"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"
"The internet completely changed my sex life. I used to go to the bar every night trying to get laid. Now I'm just sit here masturbating."
"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"
"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."
"What do you call a women that catches fish? Annette"
"Why do hippie girls love playing the didgeridoo? Its as close as they will ever get to sucking a trees dick."
"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."