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Joke of the Day
"Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
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"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."
"POKER ANIMALS Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah!"
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"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet: I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything."
"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."
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"How do you hold your liqour? I hold mine by the ears."
"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."