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Joke of the Day
"Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
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"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."
"The Heist A man walks into the bank with a pistol. He aims the gun at his head and yells, ""Give me the money!""."
"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it."
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"
"What type of fruit do twins prefer? Pears."
"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"
"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"