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Joke of the Day

"If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order."

"What's a good punch line to a Nazi themed anti-joke? Can you **not see** where I am going with this?"

"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."

"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"

"What do you call a blonde on a college campus? A visitor"

"What goes after foursome? Awesome..."

"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No, only little babies."" "

"Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."

"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90."

"Do you know why Parisians only have a single egg for breakfast? Because in France one egg is un uf."