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Joke of the Day

"no, dont go there dont touch that no, leave it alone keep your hands off! a typical morning with my 3yo (or pissed off with my husband)"

"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"Two girls sitting quietly together."

"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"So I met a girl named Tennessee I said to her, ""You're a ten, I see!"" And that's how I blew it with the hottest girl in the world."

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"

"There is an American Olympic diver named ""Steele Johnson"". He could have a great job in adult films with that name..."

"Why is Africa hot? Because of dat Djibouti."