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Joke of the Day
"""VROOM VROOM! VROOM VROOM VROOM! SCREECH!"" - Entire script for Fast and the Furious 6"
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"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those that get it and those that don't."
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out"
"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"
"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."
"why public hairs not gone white ?"
"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple ""Thank you"" would be nice... ...None of that ""How did you get into my house?"" business."
"Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die."