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Joke of the Day
"Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years."
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"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."
"What do you call a russian bull? a moscow"
"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."
"Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl a beautiful girl who? that was already the joke.. no beautiful girl will ever knock your door loser... edit: looser = loser"
"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""
"How do mathematicians deal with constipation? They work it out with a pencil."
"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."
"In general, girls don't like to be described as ""beefy"". Even if you love beef."
"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."