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Joke of the Day

"What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California? **No Drought.**"

"Gay men make me puke I wish they wouldn't shove it down my throat."

"I've decided to leave my past behind So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on."

"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."

"What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? A Bronte-saurus."

"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"

"I went to look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents."

"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."

"If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune... What color would your Lamborghini be?"

"Do you know what happened to my tooth in the dentist's office? [Filled]"