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Joke of the Day
"Gay men make me puke I wish they wouldn't shove it down my throat."
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"Being an adult is 90% worrying about money and 10% spending money you don't have on treats because you've worried a lot this week."
"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"
"If Trump wins tonight... He'll be the first person to go from P.O.S. to P.O.T.U.S."
"What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play? Kick boxing"
"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"
"What's worst than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside."
"Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee? Because he's lack-toes intolerant."
"Sex in the morning I bet it has been up here before, but I felt that it had to be out here again. Sex is one of THE best things to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison"
"Why is it called an XBox One? Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away."