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Joke of the Day

"New healthcare plan in case Obamacare is defunded: the entire country pays for hospital bills by cooking meth."

"I'm not saying my wife is fat... but I struggle to lift her photograph"

"Going to open a used car dealership & employ only super cute girls who will cry until you buy something"

"This commedian went up and only had one setup and punchline his routine was a joke"

"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"

"I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators... All I wanted was to complete the circle of life."

"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""

"Baby showers are so weird. It's like ""hey, congrats on having a functional reproductive system""."

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"Texts son - to come and hand me my drink 5 feet away God he's lazy, took him ten minutes to reply"