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Joke of the Day
"Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes? Because Freedom Rings."
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"Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke. Me Russian, Me got Krass, me put pee pee in your ass."
"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."
"How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls"
"My boss said , ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my wonder woman costume"
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
"[First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered"
"Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense."
"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"
"Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns? Two had a stroke and one couldn't reach."