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Joke of the Day

"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."

"Why are waiters terrible pornstars? They only want the tip"

"I've always wanted to drown my troubles But I can never get my wife to go swimming"

"I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled... ...but it's not worth the whisk."

"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"

"My fridge exploded. . . And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere."

"What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? A conductor."

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."

"[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date] you ever see a horse throw up? ""no"" *smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*"