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Joke of the Day
"People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me."
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"Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist? He wrote complete works of friction."
"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""
"What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio? Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue."
"I used to make jokes about people with butter fingers; stopped 'cause they couldn't handle it."
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."
"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."
"Press control, alt, and down arrow key. it's fun."
"Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites."