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Joke of the Day

"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."

"Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? Because he was a gold fish."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. I'll show myself out."

"If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy."

"I think all crime scenes should be photographed on Instagram."

"What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school? There aren't many paedos in the camp."

"Why was the baby Honeydew sad? Because it was Meloncholic"

"Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking ""Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"""

"Why do smart people wear glasses? Because as resolution goes down performance goes up. This is a little bad but...."

"A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill."