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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"
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"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."
"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US? A white man makes it to prison."
"Hey girl, are you calculus? Because you're hard to understand and seem pretty useless in the greater scope of my life goals."
"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."
"Why do demons love apostrophes? They show possession."
"What is a pedophile's favorite soap opera? The Young and The Breast-less"
"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"
"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."