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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"
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"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: ""No, I'm traveling light"""
"Why was Darth Vader so upset? He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places..."
"What do you call the woman on the end of a line? Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)"
"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"
"I'm straight but not ""get my alibi"" straight."
"What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man? An Instagram account."
"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid... I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion? Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains"