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Joke of the Day

"BEN CARSON: On the news I saw a portal to another dimension open & robots came out, we need to stop that MODERATOR:That was The Avengers sir"

"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."

"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."

"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"

"What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate"

"MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots."

"in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle"

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."

"""I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me"" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel ""that would be hella rad"""

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"