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Joke of the Day
"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"
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"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart."
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"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."
"The 1670s called. Not sure how."
"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."
"How much is a metric fuck-ton? A shitload."
"What they don't tell you about bathing in the blood of your enemies is your body hair is a light magenta for like the next 3 or 4 days. Ugh."
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"*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* ""You're free now."""