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Joke of the Day
"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"
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"My boss just said, ""Everyone dies alone."" I told him, ""you don't have to die alone, just get in your car and aim for a school bus."""
"What's Natalie Portman's favorite element? Thorium."
"Is it still a walk of shame if I'm leaving my own house? It ain't like I'm proud of what happened in there."
"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""
"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""
"[kidnapper hands wife phone] ""brent"" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED"
"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."
"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."
"Thought of this joke a few years ago and thought id share it with you beautiful people Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball? Because they always throw up"