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Joke of the Day

"How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them."

"Why did the operation Barbarossa fail? The supreme commander didn't have the balls required."

"What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!"

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."

"A message from a girl Received a messages from a girl, ""come quickly to me, there's nobody home."" I went. Indeed, there was no one."

"I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a grizzly bent over my face. Bear ass."

"How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!"

"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."

"Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing."

"My friend David's ID was stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"