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Joke of the Day

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished."

"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."

"What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop."

"How do you make a lemon orgasm? You rub its cituris."

"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."

"Why does nobody like eating with Lionel? Because he is a Messi eater!"

"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"

"What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine?"

"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."

"Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good"""