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Joke of the Day

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished."

"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"

"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"Rhonda is my type of woman... She finishes before I do!"

"Just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper ""get out of me"" and then start to cry. God I hate the Olive Garden."

"Why do mice have small balls? Not many of them know how to dance."

"On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe."

"How do you impregnate an African woman? jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest."

"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"