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Joke of the Day
"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"
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"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
"I just had a pervert audition to be the singer in my Paul Simon tribute band He sang ""50 ways to love your lever"""
"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"
"How do you make a dog drink? Just throw it in the blender."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."
"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"
"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."
"I saw six men carrying a coffin in the cemetery. Two hours later they were still carrying the coffin around the cemetery I thought to myself ""They've lost the plot"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"