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Joke of the Day
"Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes."
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"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."
"[Request] I need a cutesy pun related to couples/love and umbrellas/rain. Sort of like ""Eiffel for you"", or ""never leaf me"" if you know what I mean. But please nothing too long :)"
"What did Hitler's Personal Trainer keep reminding him to do? ""EXHEIL"""
"What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake? Earthquakes stop shaking"
"Q: How you can tell if a ghoul was in your fridge? A: It leaves footprints in the butter."
"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
"Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep but once a month it's shark week."
"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"