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Joke of the Day
"I have benefits if anybody needs a friend."
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"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"
"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."
"A man walks into a bar... ouch."
"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"
"Having trouble keeping track of which celebrities are alive and which ones are dead? Here, use my Heath ledger."
"There are two secrets to success 1. Never tell anyone all of your secrets 2."
"[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub."
"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""
"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: Do these jeans make me look fat? Cop: You're free to go."