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Joke of the Day
"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"
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"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."
"Pascal walks into a bar. He then feels pressured to leave."
"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"
"My wife was fixing the caulk around our tub... Me: You should use some caulk softener to make that easier. Wife: Is that like a picture of your mom or something? (actual conversation)"
"What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand? I sink therefore I am."
"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."
"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all"
"First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club"