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Joke of the Day

"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."

"Virgins in Paradise? Suck my balls, Al Qaeda; I got a jacuzzi full of sluts right here in Southern California."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead"

"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""

"Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for? What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA?!"

"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."

"Bus stop A man with three eyes, no arms and one leg is waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up. The driver opens the door and says, ""Eye eye eye, you look armless enough, hop on!"""

"What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl? If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy."

"""It's terminal-"" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? ""Departure time is in three hours."" THREE? WHAT DO I DO? ""This is an airport."" SO WHAT? I'M DYING!"