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Joke of the Day

"They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede It's called The Human Santapede"

"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."

"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"

"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."

"Jet Steel can't melt dank memes"

"so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him."

"What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH"

"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"

"Why didn't the sun have to attend university? It's already got thousands of degrees."