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Joke of the Day

"In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis."

"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"

"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."

"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."

"Capital letters. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."

"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"why did helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she could moan with the other..."

"Tell me about your time in the pornography business It's a schlong story."