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Joke of the Day

"Drummers of Reddit. What does coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."

"Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you."

"ladies, call me a badly designed excel spreadsheet because my D column is unnecessarily large"

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"[ cookout ] Me: OMG this ketchup is amazing! Host: yea yea we all know you brought the ketchup"

"What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus? I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders."

"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""