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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight"
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"It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people."
"What is yellow and lives off beetles? Yoko Ono"
"What happened to the road? Depressions."
"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"
"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend until you realize they turn you into a shallow ho"
"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."
"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""
"The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life."