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Joke of the Day
"If you eat guns, you'll sweat bullets. It's science."
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"My girlfriend asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and slapped her"
"[feeding baby Malaysian food] ""Here comes the plane"" *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*"
"Someone asked me, ""How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"" I responded with, ""How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"""
"I'd tell a joke about Jonestown, But the punch line is too long..."
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"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."