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Joke of the Day
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
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"You all need to stop with the gay jokes. Cum on guys!"
"Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke..."
"Beards are a privilege, not a right"
"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"
"If a car is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? Zero! Snakes don't have armpits!"
"I've hit hard times, and to make money I'm going to sell my vacuum cleaner. Because right now it's just gathering dust."
"Venison... is dear."
"hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU'RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED"
"What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn."