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Joke of the Day

"Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea? Because they drink it before it's cool."

"Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War"

"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"

"Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh? Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!"

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"What do you call a tree that smokes weed? Snoop Log"

"Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese."

"Making NSA work hard today: just left vm for Senator saying, ""drop-off done"" & then made a hair appointment at a salon in Lahore, Pakistan."

"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"