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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you r/Jokes? Because your shit's getting old."
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"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots??"
"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"
"Just laminated my dad."
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine."
"I just met a woman who told me she had ""trouble keeping weight on"" in times of stress. I ate her."
"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."
"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."
"I love engaging with brands on the Internet!"