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Joke of the Day

"A Recent Study Found That... ...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time."

"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions they should kill a lion."

"Pease don't make fun of dyslexic dwarfs! It's not big and it's not clever!"

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"

"If I had a nickel for every time I jerked off... I'd be a jizzillionaire!"

"[offensive] what do you call a white outlet White power"

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"

"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."

"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"