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Joke of the Day
"Some subs... Are not the OP."
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"I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered."
"A dog limps into a bar. Says, ""I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw""."
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"
"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"
"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"
"TEENS: You might find yourself ""embarrassed"" by certain things your body is doing, when in fact, you should be ashamed."
"Do twins have the same size penis? It's a valid question. I'm sleeping with one and really hope the other brother is doing better"
"What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
"Me: Quit talking down to me like I don't know shit about technology! 12yo: Sorry... Me: That's ok. Now fix the router."