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Joke of the Day

"In high school they called me donkey dick. I got that name because... it was short for Donald Keith Richards."

"Winrar is not free"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"

"If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread. Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts."

"Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable."

"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend? After the date, you can just drop her off anywhere."

"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"

"What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ? The wheelchair"

"I'm afraid of good looking guys That's why I never keep a mirror in my house."

"Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space. Its about time too"