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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone....."

"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."

"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"

"My friend told me everytime he goes to this sub he finds new hilarious jokes I was surprised at first, but then I remembered he has a short-term memory."

"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."

"What do you call a deer with a missing eye? I have no fucking eye deer."

"[NSFW] Who did the gay porn actor thank when he got an award? His penis for all the shit I went through and all his ass for all the dicks it dealt with."

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"""Dammit, I'm more than 15 minutes late for my three o'clock."" John 3:16."

"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."