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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone....."

"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."

"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? D"

"I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work."

"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."

"My greatest contribution to most situations is just not making it worse."

"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"

"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."