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Joke of the Day

"Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate"

"Some people feel the rain, others just get wet... ... and others wet themselves thinking no one would notice."

"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."

"Women used to always call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Now they call me ugly and poor."

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"

"What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol? A Broad Stroke..."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A Juan-Ton"

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific"