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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"

"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting."

"Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone."

"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"

"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."

"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."

"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."

"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."