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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"

"I have a huge gash in my forehead. I'm going to assume I got up in the middle of the night, fought some crime, and went back to bed."

"Why did Vladimir fall off his bike? He was rushin"

"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes... *WHACK*...""Dang it!"" And the other goes... ""Dang it!""...*WHACK*"

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they're never on Jeopardy?"

"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"