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Joke of the Day

"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""

"I have reached a stage where I'm looking for a real eye opener for a girl friend. It would be a nice change because all my previous girl friends were Asian."

"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."

"There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count. ]"

"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"

"18: I'm going to ask the stylist what color screams parental issues. Me: ..."

"What do you call a row of boxers-in-training? A shitty punch line."

"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"

"So it's been a few days since Phil and Ken got married under Irish law... And already Phil wants to Kilkenny"

"How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house? He's still there."