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Joke of the Day
"So I broke my Nokia today."
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"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts."
"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."
"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"
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"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."
"So it's world Philosophy day today and I was trying to think of something deep to say... The best I could come up with was lagoon."