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Joke of the Day
"So I broke my Nokia today."
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"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."
"Athene Kappa"
"Captain America: I got the alert, what's the emergency? Avengers: Well, it's snowing, so... CA [handing over shield]: Last time! Buy a sled!"
"When a soldier goes sentimental, his favorite band will be Guns'N'Roses."
"You know who's the greatest person ever? *the first word of this joke*"
"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."
"Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild"
"A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots. The girl says ""Can I join you?"" They reply ""Can you knot?"""
"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."