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Joke of the Day

"I lost a very dear friend and drinking buddy in a tragic accident this weekend. He got his finger caught in a wedding band."

"My wife just said to me that i'm a Pedophile and it is wrong -Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."

"The Native Americans used to trust the white man, now they have their reservations."

"Perhaps Charles Manson is a selfless lover. YOU don't know."

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass""... Once a month, my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs. I want to get my own back."

"A lady was looking for a turkey... A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy ""Do these turkeys get any bigger?"" The stock boy replied ""No they're dead."""

"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."

"I texted my girl saying who sang ""Party Rock Anthem"". She replied ""LMFAO"". I don't get what's so fucking funny?"

"Where do cows go for fun? To the moo-vies!"