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Joke of the Day
"Perhaps Charles Manson is a selfless lover. YOU don't know."
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"TIFU by accidentally benching our star player on the last inning... Whoops, wrong sub"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head"
"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."
"Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies."
"What kind of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"What two places can you find a California roll? Sushi bars and stop signs. Source: am southern Oregonian; lots of bad Cali drivers here"
"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."
"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"
"Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you."