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Joke of the Day

"Boss sent me a message the other day: *Send me some funny messages* I replied: *I'm working right now, I will send you later* Boss: *hahaha..send me another one*"

"There are three kinds of people The ones that can count, and the ones that can't."

"Reddit, I need your help. Cascade me with unintended pregnancy jokes for a female friend!"

"A scientific joke Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!"

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""

"German 1970's joke What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent? While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer."

"I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg."

"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."

"I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings."