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Joke of the Day
"Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company? He took a day off"
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"What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside"
"What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife? A prostitute says ""Faster, faster!"" A girlfriend says ""More, more!"" A wife says ""Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."
"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."
"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."
"A white officer pulls over a black man for speeding. The cop tells him to mind how fast he's going, lets him off with a warning, and tells him to have a good day."