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Joke of the Day
"Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company? He took a day off"
Next Joke
"Q: Why does Father Time wear bandages? A: Because day breaks and night falls."
"Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's"
"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"
"If my guitar weeped, gently or otherwise, the song I'd write would be called, ""Holy Shit, My Fucking Guitar Is Weeping."""
"She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre... ...so I gave her one."
"I thought I heard one of the kids opening the furnace earlier Then I remembered the handle was on the outside."
"Try saying ""I like cops"" without your lips touching"
"What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities? Optimus *Crime*."
"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."