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Joke of the Day

"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards Because if they fall forward they fall in the boat dumbass."

"Did you hear about the gay guy that fell into a coma? It's the first reported case of a fruit becoming a vegetable."

"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"

"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."

"the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket"

"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"

"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."