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Joke of the Day

"What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue? I don't know"

"Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."

"What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe."

"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""

"Him: Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big? Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk."

"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"

"There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed."

"What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus? ""You've got a lot of potential, son."""

"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."

"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"