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Joke of the Day

"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"

"Raise your hands if you just completed a gymnastics routine."

"Usually, the one you want, is the one you can't have."

"Why /r/Hillaryclinton is a ghost town All their keyboards have water damage."

"If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!"

"What's the difference between a woman and a video game? I don't get an erection when I beat a video game."

"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."

"[god designing humans] Angel: there was a mix-up at the factory. The intestines are way too long God: *stuffing em all in there* I got this"

"I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone."

"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."