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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
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"Earth: ""You're causing tidal waves!"" Moon: ""So?"" Earth: ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"" Moon: ""Very funny."""
"If I have to pay to use this bathroom, I'm going to lose my shit. Because I'm broke."
"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."
"A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining And says ""ladies, is anything ok?"""
"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."
"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."
"Donald Trump ""is intensely loyal...he will never let you down."" .... - his third wife"
"What's fourteen inches and white? Nothing."
"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"